23 things that I can't stand

  Hello again, people of earth...

  Or if you're an alien, I'll welcome you as well. You don't necessarily need to be from earth. I hope my bad wording didn't offend you guys. 

  Anyway, today snow finally fell. And then it melted. And now it's slush. Ugly slush. Very disappointing to a girl who wishes for a lot of snow. But unfortunately, I have to deal with it. So, that's enough to make me semi frustrated\annoyed. And that's why I decided to do this particular post.

  So today, I'm going to blog about things that annoy me. Really, if you know me well, you should know that 90% of the things on this world annoy the heck out of me. The list could go on and on and on and on and on. I'm going to make a list for you guys today. It may or may not go on and on and on and on and on...we'll see. 

  If you ever hang out with me, you probably shouldn't do, say, or get any of these things while with me, or you might just end up with a broken arm. You might---just warning you. But some of these things that annoy me are things that you guys can't prevent from happening. Whatever. The majority of things on my list are all things that YOU can choose to make happen or not. You guys should really use this post as a guideline if you're ever around me. It will help you re-think what you've done in the past to me, help you make your decisions in the present time, and seriously--if you do any of these things AFTER reading this blog post, i will seriously be ticked off. So, here we go: 

- I hate it when people try to make something a really big deal when really it's not. It totally gets to me. I think, "Just suck it up and continue and stop crying like a baby." 

- I really, really dislike Justin Bieber.  I don't like his voice, his looks, or (blah) his music. Really I could've written the song, "Baby," when i was five. So, no, unlike half the teenage girls in the world, i DON'T have a shrine to Bieber in my room. I literally want to get a cardboard cutout of him and shoot it down with my arrows. 

- I hate the sound of people eating. Ugghhh, it makes me want to scream. 

- I hate blue pens. They. are. terrible. 

- I hate when people fake laugh. It's so annoying. 

- I can't tolerate when people text like this: "Hi bro. I hurd ur going 2 a movie 2day. cud i cme? ill b reads n a sec." please talk in plain American, please. 

- Whenever I read a romantic scene in a book, my right hand starts tingling and going into random spasms. I have to put down my kindle and take time to massage\stretch out my hand. As you can see, it gets pretty frustrating.

- I hate when things aren't fair. I HATE IT!

- I really don't like awkward conversations. They make me want to scream. so, if I ever just walk away during an awkward pause, you'll know why:p

- I hate the look people give me when I tell them I really like blood, gore, sharp items, etc. I feel like saying, "Look. I'm sorry I'm not the sweet, perfect little girl you thought I'd grow up to be. Get over it."

- My name is pronounced Care-iss, not Chair-iss. It's okay if you didn't know that before. Just, please don't slip up again, okay?

- I really don't like when I meet people for a first time, and they start telling me their life story. Dude, chill out. We just met three seconds ago.

- I hate it when I know people are talking about me behind their back. (I mean, who doesn't?!)

- I really don't like misbehaved children. Especially when I have to babysit them.

- I hate eggs, peanut butter, bananas, and whole wheat bread. Yuck!

- I hate the high-pitched voice people use when talking to animals. "Aww. Isn't she the sweetest thing? Oh, baby, come to Mama." It starts to get disturbing after awhile.

- I can't stand being in tight, concealed places. It makes my breathing pick up at a rapid place and chills spread up my arms. Not a good thing. 

- When people sing songs but they don't actually know the words--it really makes me annoyed. 

- I hate when people copy off of me. I had the idea, now use your brain to think of a new one. 

- I cannot take the duck face. Please, people, can we just smile normally for once? 

- I do not like rates, tbh, or truth is on facebook. I just like "liking" that kind of status if people who I don't know post them so that they have to give me a rate, tbh, or truth is when they don't even know me that well. Puts them in an awkward situation...

- I really hate when people put their statuses on facebook about something personal. Face your problems...don't facebook them. (*Stolen from my uncle)

- And most of all, I hate it when people tell me that I'm not going to marry Peeta Mellark.

There we have it, folks.  Twenty- three things that I hate. And believe me, the list can keep going on and on and on and on and on. But it won't. 'Til next time:)